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3 heuristics for surfing in the walled and surveilled internet

  1. follow the ugly, the complex, and the dull,1
  2. scroll at an even pace,2
  3. ‘dislike’ and ‘not interested’ gregariously as a counterweight3

  1. Beauty, simplicity, and charged emotionality are unqualified, over-indexed attributes. How often are we blinded by these charms? Are you looking for these things? Do you need more of those things?

  2. Dwelling even without clicking will be used against you. Alternatively, become erratic. Think of the Dune sandwalk: to walk without rhythm echoing the natural sounds of the desert.

  3. Do this as much as you ‘like’ and ‘dwell’. Think of [1] when you do this.